oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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