Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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