He asked me if I "almost moaned"
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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