Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
