i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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