Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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