Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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