and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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