spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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