Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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