at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
