That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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