Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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