She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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