i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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