so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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