Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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