Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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