this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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