How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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