i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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