I cannot find my penis.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
