This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Small penises have feelings too.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
pray to the hookup gods
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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