you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Randomize