But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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