Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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