belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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