Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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