So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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