It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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