so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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