GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Randomize
