I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Randomize
