he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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