I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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