It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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