so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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