You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
She's the barista slut.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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