Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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