I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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