Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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