my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
you inspire me to be a worse person
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Randomize
