do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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