There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I love how my cats smell like pot.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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