i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Randomize
