He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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