New invention idea: vibrating tampons
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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