I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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