I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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