when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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