Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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